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« Thread Started on Jul 14, 2008, 4:19am » | |
This website amuses me to no end.
http://notalwaysright.com/
Basically it's just employees telling stories about experiences with stupid customers :'D
LIKE THIS ONE HERE:
Customer: “I’m looking for that movie.”
Me: “We have lots of movies, can I help narrow it down?”
Customer: “No, I want it full sized.”
Me: “I meant, what can you tell me about the movie?”
Customer: “Isn’t it YOUR job to tell ME about the movie?”
Me: “Well, I’ll tell you everything I know about the movie as soon as you tell me which movie you’re looking for.”
Customer: “If I knew which movie I was looking for, wouldn’t I have found it by now? Jeez, the people they hire these days.”
(Customer storms out)
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« Reply #1 on Jul 14, 2008, 10:29am » | |
Ha, funny~ =3
My sister would defientely be one of those customers >_>; *hopes there isn't is a story on there with her* xD
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« Reply #2 on Jul 14, 2008, 7:48pm » | |
Oh my god. I understand how these people are feeling.
People are stupid. For some people, it's gotta be their nature.
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« Reply #3 on Jul 14, 2008, 10:49pm » | |
EPIC WIN
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« Reply #4 on Jul 15, 2008, 12:30am » | |
Coworker: “Tech support, how can I help you?”
Customer: “I need LSD for my son. You have that, right?”
Coworker: “Uh?”
Customer: “You know, that high speed internet thing…”
Coworker: *trying not to laugh* “You mean DSL?”
Old Lady #1: “Oh hey! I didn’t see you there!”
Old Lady #2: “That’s okay… I didn’t recognize you with clothes on!”
Me: “What?!”
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« Reply #5 on Jul 15, 2008, 2:06pm » | |
Maybe it's one of those old people art classes LOL
They draw nude in most of those :S
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« Reply #6 on Jul 15, 2008, 2:46pm » | |
Lady: “How many slices come on the 8-inch pizza?”
Waiter: “Well usually we cut it into 6, but we can make it four, or eight or ten. Whatever you want.”
Lady: “Better just make it six…I don’t think I can eat more than six slices.”
That one actually made Matt laugh... xD
*finally on page 33*
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« Reply #7 on Oct 31, 2009, 5:14pm » | |
(A customer in their 50s walks into my pawn shop, which sells weapons.)
Customer: “Yeah, can you get me that shotgun behind the table?”
Me: “Sure, do you have your license and registration?”
Customer: “Yeah, right here.”
Me: “Thank you sir. There’s a 5 day waiting period for firearms. Come back soon.”
(He looks disappointed, but forks over the cash and walks out. Five days later…)
Customer: “Okay, dude, I’m back. Where’s the gun?”
Me: “Right here, sir…
(I make the transaction and hand him his shotgun.)
Me: “Have a nice day and come back soon!”
(About one minute after the customer leaves the store, I hear several loud shotgun blasts. I look through the window and the man is firing rounds into the air! He then runs into the store.)
Customer: “The zombie invasion has begun! It’s every man for himself!”
(I hide under the desk and press the silent alarm. Five minutes later, the police arrive, taser the guy, and bring him out of our back room in cuffs. I work at an ice cream store now.)
LOLOLOOLOL xD *looking through old AT topics and found this one*
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« Reply #8 on Nov 11, 2009, 12:22am » | |
Some of these are just too amusing...
Customer: “Excuse me, why won’t my card work on the pump?”
Me: “Is it an American card?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “American cards don’t work at the pump.”
Customer: “You should put up a sign or something.”
Me: “Actually, there are several right above the card slot.”
Customer: “Oh. Well, I don’t read Canadian…”
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« Reply #9 on Nov 15, 2009, 7:57pm » | |
LOL, nice.
Nee-chan, I was afraid to tell you, but I can't read what you write most of the time~
Canadian is so hard to read, ahh~
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